A fish on a skateboard.
A hamster with a AK-47
A cat having its way with a bird.
A bird flying with a jetpack.
Hot ice cream.
Cold hell.
Evil god.
Good devil.
Soda without bubbles.
Videogames without a screen.
Reading without a book.
A knight playing rock,paper,scissors against the evil lord for the holy kingdom.
Someone who likes school.
Chuck Norris being no idiot.
Mr.T as a pussy.

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