Justin bieber never has to dress himself up at halloween. he's already the best halloween costume.

the eartquake in Japan was caused by Chuck Norris bouncing around.

riddle: how do you survive in Justin Biebers house? answer: NOT

nerd: c-can i g-get through? bully: HAHA! no. nerd: b-but i have to get to my lesson. i dont wanna fail for the test! bully: mhm. nerd: IMA FIRIN MA LAZOR