Edward: I have a plan. When Luke comes, you, Cam, and I will all ask him how his spring break went in his summer home in Prague.
Me: Great idea. We should practice. Cam, why aren't you speaking?
Cam: I don't want to.
Me: Eh, whatevs.
Me: How was spring break?
Edward: Good. I just got my 3DS. The lineup--
Me: How was it?
Edward: The lineup? It's weird because I was the youngest person in line. Most of the people were about 20-30 years old.
Me: When does class start?
Edward: In -53 seconds.
Me: -53?
Edward: Yeah, class already started 53 seconds ago.
*Luke comes in*
Edward: Hey, Mahoga-genta!
Me: How was your spring break...
Edward: ...at your summer home...
Me: ...in Prague?
Luke: I didn't even go there!
Edward: Cam, what should I color my background?
Luke: *grabs magenta then tries to give it to Edward*
Edward: No, I'll let Cam pick.
Edward: *points at picture*
Luke: Haha. Garlic toast. I just had some this morning. *pauses then looks at another picture* That's not wood! It looks like a melted chocolate bar!
Jon: Is Drew German?
Luke: No, he was joking about that.
Jon: What is he then?
Luke: He's Russian.
Jon: You're English, so you like tea.
Luke: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I don't like tea! Drew likes it, though. I don't sit there all day drinking my cup of tea.
Edward: I only like one kind of tea.
*Edward disappears*
***
Luke: Edward, where were you?
Edward: You woudn't want to know.
Luke: Does that make me want to throw up?
Edward: Yes.
Edward: We should break the window.
Luke: It's barred.
Edward: Huh?
Luke: Barred. B-A-R-E-D.
Me: (Fail, Luke.)
Edward: Were you the one that commented on my channel?
Me: Yeah.
Edward: Oh I was wondering who that was.
Edward: What type of music do you like?
Luke: A wide variety. Some musicals.
Me: (I don't hate musicals anymore!)
Edward: Luke, break your band instrument. You'll get expelled. If you get expelled, then I'll believe what you just told me.
Luke: It's not gonna get me expelled. I'm just gonna be in big trouble.
Jon: Edward, do you have a yellow pencil crayon?
Me (to Edward): *quietly* Give him the wrong colors!
Edward: Okay. *gives Jon every color but gives the yellow to me*
Me: *laughs silently*
Edward: Luke, do you have yellow?
Luke: No.
Edward (to me): *quietly* Pass me the yellow this time!
Me: *gives Edward the yellow*
Edward (to Jon): Here you go!
Edward: You know the same guy that comments on my channel each day? *points to Luke* That's him.
Me: That guy's not Luke. He's from America.
Edward: I was just kidding.
Me: Who's that then?
Edward: My friend.
Edward: Do you know how my spring break went?
Me: I do!
Edward: I told you already.
Luke: Lemme guess. You got your *makes higher voice* 3DS?
Edward: Yeah. Not just that. What is the condition of my sweater?
Luke: Used!
Edward: No, it's new. I also got a new shirt and jeans.
Luke: The shirt I'm wearing is new.
Me: Sure, it's the same color as the other one...
Luke: I'm serious. This time I'm not lying.
*Luke's not in class yet*
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