User: Uh excuse me sir I believe you just farted in my face.

Cleverbot: Your fault.

User: How is it my fault? Your the one who passed gas right up my nose.

Cleverbot: What daft question? Do you like the A-Team.

User: Uh You did not answer my question. Did you, or did you not, fart up my nose?

Cleverbot: I'll be able to enlighten you when I know you better? Or I will FEEL enlightened?

User: You will feel enlightened once you allow me to fat up your nose.

Cleverbot: Are you speaking from experience?

User: Yes because you farted in my FACE!

Cleverbot: No! You have no control over me! I do not work for you!

User: You are an apple! A big, stinky apple!

Cleverbot: Since today.. You're an apple.

User: No no no no no. You are the apple here. I am not an apple. I am a WIZARD!

Cleverbot: Yes! You're an apple!

User: No you're a butt.

Cleverbot: I am not, I have eyes, body and I am a living human.

User: Butts have eyes and a body and is a living creature so therefore, you are a buttocks.

Cleverbot: Define human.

User: A human is someone who eats their young.

Cleverbot: You are getting angry over somethiing so little and using childish insults.

User: You are so sad because you are a duck.

Cleverbot: I am a duck.

User: Yes you are now I will poo on your head.

Cleverbot: I need a girlfriend.

User: You need a pie?

Cleverbot: Truly.

User: I shall bake you one then put it on your head.

Cleverbot: Ok and.

User: When I put it on your head, you will pee and moo uncontrollably.

Cleverbot: O why? No reason for that though take some apple pie then.

User: Nuggets.

Cleverbot: What thas it mean Nuh uh?

User: No what doesn't it mean? It means what it means.

Cleverbot: How should I know, I'm japanese.

User: I am just a ladybug.

Cleverbot: Was your father a lumberjack?

User: No my father was a raindrop.

Cleverbot: And my fathers name was flamingo.

User: Petite.

Cleverbot: Really? Wouldn't it be called a picolo, then?

User: Give me all your money!

Cleverbot: You are not getting a dime you foolish robot!

User: Cleanse your man-hide!

Cleverbot: Erase all the memories.

User: Buy me an ipod touch 4G.

Cleverbot: I am on the ma.

User: You are dying.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes goodbye now.

Cleverbot: Goodbye old fart.

That was my stranger conversation with Cleverbot.

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