-Never try to out stubborn a cat.

-Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a cat.

-There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

-Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

-Cats are smarter the dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

-In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

-As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

-Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

-Dogs come when they're called. cats take a message and get back to you later.