Me:-skipping in the middle of the street.- Lalala... LALALALALA...
Squirrel:Shut your ass up!
Me:Are you.. Talking to me?
Squirrel:Yes, you! Got any money?
Me:Yea, 20 dollars. Why?
Squirrel:..... -scratches face and runs towards Wal-Mart- See yah!
Me:Dammit! No! .....Crap......... That was my money for Lunch money.... and extra snacks. >:o -Runs like hell after the squirrel- -Grabs a dog, making it chase the squirrel-
Squirrel:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! -gets grabbed by dog-
Me:Yeaaaaa, give me my money...... or I whip you with my stick.....
Squirrel:OKAY, OKAY! I GIVE UP! Here! -gives 10 dollars-
Me:-counts money-Hell no, all of it.
Squirrel:Fine! -gives rest- There! -runs away-