THE TRUTHS OF EASTER!!!
1. the main point of this is about a zombie!
2. a giant mutant bunny breaks into your house and leaves you candy
3. the said bunny gives eggs........ bunnies DONT lay those
4. the bunny also hides eggs, he's/she's wasting food!
*note- this is not ment to offend anyone, just some jokes me an some friends made up