Dear Billy,
I just got the news that you are planning to convert to ChuckNorrisism, GREAT FOR YOU! I'm so glad you have decided to take this relationship to the next level. When I grow up, i want to be a physeologist! If you put enough mayonaise on your face, it will eventually become inseperable from it! Guess what i just had lab-tested? YOU!!!!!! Now you can legally drive under the influence! (Of rainbow sparkles... duh) Well, my intelligence has led me to believe that the new heater is about to explode... thanks for helpin' me out wif all my problemos!
With Love, Kind Caesar
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoj ←(my pony's name)