I saw my best friend, Bob The Builder. And he was making out with a basket. I slapped him with some carrots and asked him, "Bob, what are you doing?". He replied "Making out with my new wife." Then I walked away. After that, I started playing truth or dare with Sunshine bear. That was not fun. Sunshine bear dared me to stare at the sun for 5 minutes. Ouch. I dared Sunshine bear to dance around the park to Beyonce's "All the single ladies."
I then ditched Sunshine bear, and went to the mall. The first thing I saw when I got there was the Kool-aid man licking jelly off a dog. So I slapped the wall with a Shamwow and grabbed some flowers, then taped them on to some guys back. Then, I drank the Kool-aid man, and I was arrested for murder. I spent an entire 6.5 minutes in jail. Then my friend Luke Skywalker bailed me out. It was nighttime by then, and I looked up into the sky and saw Nyan Cat. Then I walked home with Luke. The end.
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