y vampires?, i think mermen wud b better, especially 4 the ladies, cuz mermen dont wear shirts so they'll b bareback n greasy in every scene, plus mermen arent afraid of sunlight, dont sparkle in the sunlight n r omnivores, the only problem is the the fact that they cant breathe air but thats not important, cuz there'll b mermaids, [this is 4 the guys] i dunno if they'll b wearin the shells or wat but they'll b really hot which means that while the guys get jealose of the mermen the girls can get jealose of the mermaids :]
n the trump card is
drumroll plz!
THEY CAN TALK 2 FISH!
awkward silence
anyhow mermen n maids would b perfect substitutes of vampires lol
XD
↓LOOOOOOOL! i wonder wat wud happen f i deleted this lol! i mean thats a lot of seemingly heart felt writing, that i dont even really care about, i hope u didnt work hard on that, cuz to just have it deleted wud, b sad, lol im not hatin on u but ou noe wat? i smell jealousy! well at least u got yur msg across, even tho i dont really care LOL
ninjastan
lol im not hatin on u but ou noe wat? i smell jealousy! well at least u got yur msg across, even tho i dont really care LOL 
