so there r three alliens who came down and didnt know who to say anything soo... one whent to butler school and learnd how to say yes one went a reterant learnd how to say forks and nifes and one whent to school and learnd how to say yesterday. one day some one died and the police asked: did u do this one said: yes police said again:with what one said: forks and nifes police said one more time when one said:yesterday the police said:ok yur going to jail then one said:yes
Will You Ever Forget Me?
No
Will You Forget Me After Today?
No
Will You Forget Me After A Week?
No
Will You Forget Me After A Year?
No
Knock Knock
Whose There?
YOU JUST FORGOT ABOUT ME!!
Well, the funniest joke in history claims to be:
A man and his friend are hunting in the woods and suddenly, his friend passes out. The man freaks out and calls 911. The person on the phone asks,'what is your emergency?' the man replies,'My friend, i think hes dead!!! The person on the phone says,' Sir, calm down, first, i need you to make sure he's dead. -there is a pause, then a gunshot. The man speaks again and says,'He's dead, now what?'