Long ago (Like last year!), in a kingdom far, far away (Like in a 10 min walk) There was a hungry kid. He was hungry for cake, so he asked everyone (Like 5 people! THATS ALOT) for cake, but all he got was no (And 2 yes, but thats not mutch, its not even 50%!) so he went to the king, and asked for cake, the king said yes, but he had to do somthing first. He had to beat the king in Mario kart! They played, and the kid won, so he got cake, but when he got it, he remembered he didn't like cake... The end!