4)your first semester in the time to get used to college life and make new friends. by the second semester you plan to really buckle down and show that you are made of
your biggest goal is:
a)to raise your GPA to 1.5
b)to cut your beer consumption to no mor than 20 bottles on nights before big test.
c)to get a date with someone whose phone number doesnt begin with 1-900
d)to prove illiteracy isnt neccessarily a drawback.
5)In order to survive on a tight budget you will need to cut corners.wich of the following is the best way to save money?
a)stock up om free food by walking into the school cafetaria wearing a catchers mitt and screaming “foodfight!”
b)cut down on the expense of christmass lights by cutting all your glow-in -the car as you waitin the driv -thru line
c)eliminate the high cost of meet by gettin all your protein from beans.this has the added benefits of insuring.you wont hav anyfriends who will try to talkyou into going out on weekends
4c, 5 don't buy stuff, tell your friend your "girlfriend" (who doesn't exist) broke up with you and she trew all my stuff out of the window so you don't have any place to sleep.
@Simon381
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