The one and Only Documentery On the Difference Between Orochimaru and Michael Jackson


Hello children, today i will be talking about the difference between Orochimaru and Michael Jackson.
Difference number one: Orochimaru is a evil ninja from the feudal era (that oddly enough had radios, computers, tvs, telephones etc.). Michael Jackson is a - in my opinion- crazy pop-star that had plastic surgery too many times, and now looks like a crazy cat lady from the simpsons...only hes not yellow...and doesnt look like he has a nose....but then of course theres the fact that hes not a cartoon character....but besides that they're completely the same.
Difference number two coming up soon!