(Please, please, please, if you've haven't heard it already, play the original song and read the lyrics (if you want) FIRST! Thanks.)

♪♪
Afternoon in the chat room,
Your just about ready to go.
Then the noob comes in,
And she dances around on the plans you had tonight.
She's been cyberin' around with a boyfriend,
That she's never even met.
He's a dumb guy you use to know,
But couldn't help but to leave him alone.
In the room they're starting to cyber,
And you wanna do your part.
'Cause it's the only good thing
That you can do.
Then suddenly one of them says,
"i tink we gon spilt appart".
You couldn't keep up,
You felt like a total fool.

And so you said,
"I know you guys have a bad reputation,"
(O ya, o ya)
"But what you need is a noob education!"
(O ya? O ya?)
"Go back to school cause you need some puncuation,"
"But what you need is a noob education!"
"Oh yeah."

For a second they were quiet,
Didn't know how to deal, (huh, huh)
With the truth you spewed on them.
They were kinda mad but still very confused. (huh, huh)
They only cared,
That what you said,
Could possibly get them banned. (huh, huh)
Believe it or not,
They kinda thought it was true.

So they said, "We n't rlly n a gud situasion,"
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
"Bt we don ned sum noob edducasion"
"we don ned 2 go bck 2 skool"
"nd we kno our grammeration"
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
"wat u ned iz a noob eddcucasion"
"O ya"

They're calling a "love rp" situation,
But your calling it some desperation.
They're looking for trouble,
They wanna leave on the double.
So you you got a little indignation,
And a lot of irritation,
But wanna just stay cool,
Cause their noobiness might rub off on ya.
Your trying not to stay here,
But you really need a her,
You don't to just surrender,
'Cause you especially remember,
Sometimes noobs don't get banned.
'Cause that's what you really wish,
A ban that you cannot miss.
Then suddenly it happens right there,
Then suddenly it happens right there; banning.

Noob education
Noob education
(Noob education)
What a bad situation
(Noob education)

Noob, noob (educa-education)

(Repeat to fade)

Links:

Adult Education by H&O, with extremely weird music video (that has nothing to do with high school, like the song!).

Song without video

Original lyrics

P.S. Hope you liked it.