Skunkman turned in his bed, dreaming of frolicing in a field with his skunk. Skunkman was a lecturer (he taught awesomeness at Lamebridge University) and his dreams were the only place that he could find safety from the waves of n00bs begging him to lecture them on how to be awesome like a Skunkman. 'BEEP BEEP BEEP' went his alarm clock, alerting him to the fact that it was 9:00 am and work had started. He woke up, got out of bed and twirled around, activating his powers of awesome. Suddenly, like an contestant on 'Stars in their eyes', clothes appeared on his body. He clicked his fingers, and his breath smelled as fresh as a skunk's backside. He clapped his hands, and he was gone. The only evidence that he had ever been in the room was the strong stench of skunk fart left lingering the space where he had just been.
By @Attacman77
