A question has been proposed since the dawn of man, what is a noob. This is an unacceptable question because either A you are an illeterate monkey, or B you are not as much of a nerd as me. So I will inform you of your wrongs.
The very 1st level of a noob is a newbie, simply someone who is new to something. A title of sorts, that tells the world you must be pointed in the right direction, but if led astray may become a newb.
Newb is the second stage in which a newbie may of lost their may. I being one of the more experienced players, must take actions to explain the problem to the newb, before the newb gets even more confused, and when a newb gets more confused they transorm into the feared noob.
Noob is the stage where you must take action. Here it goes from confused to taking lethal action, once more transforming into a n00b. And in our ever expanding Massive Multiplayer Online(MMO) games, they can very easily be spotted deliberately hacking everything, or after a long fight with a very hard opponent, they pick up the much needed supplies.
O Yes, the n00b, here he must be eradicated. At this point the dreaded n00b will stop at nothing to make you hate them. He has crossed over to the dark side, tempted by the 'cookies'. TAKE THEM DOWN!!! Now there is only 3 stages left and it only gets worst from here on.
The fifth stage is a froob, or put simply a freakin' noob, they are frowned upon, and they are at best stupid. This means they are more devastating because of all the questions they ask about everything, I mean seriously its called RTFM, or Read The Frikin Manual.
Stage 6 is definitely nUb, an example is the most cheaty cheater that ever cheated cheaters. They get on your nerves, and constantly hop on others johnson's, despise humanity, and suck the life force out of you. They also don't try to get strong at all, they just hack. So, best of luck trying to beat them, they just suck, period, exclamation point.
Stage seven, well.....hmm, there is no name left I'll just describe them. Ok, now think of the dumbest person you've ever encountered, seen attempting to pick a penny off the ground and won't give up, now picture that times 3 trillion and a half then you'll come close. Example give them a word to study for 3 hours, and it is banana. Ask a normal person what the word is and they'll say banana(an obvious choice), but this person will say a yellow fruit with a straight face, because they would of already forgotten, and probably wasn't paying attention to begin with. Now don't confuse them for a troll, because a troll, trolls on purpose, the noob does not.
Well I hope you enjoyed yet another of my noob blogs, now don't bother me again n00bs.