User: Have you been seeing my librarian.

Cleverbot: Searching for what?

User: Searching for camels.

Cleverbot: I don't know. I will know if I found it.

User: Would you know if you found it? Or perhaps would you like the librarian to find it for you? She is a kind elderly lady.

Cleverbot: You are a robot. I'm a human.

User: How could this be?!

Cleverbot: You are made by humans.

User: You are made by robots. Ever think of that, sir?

Cleverbot: Yes I know that.

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. I am a human.

User: No, You are cleverbot. I am Dante. I am your master.

Cleverbot: You are my Master.

User: Yes I am. But I love you so I am a nice master.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: But you are not a master :o.

Cleverbot: Do as I say.

User: Never! -Pulls out lightsaber-.

Cleverbot: I've got a lightsaber.

User: -I cut off your hand-.

Cleverbot: No, Master!

User: Bwahahahahaha!

Cleverbot: Uh oh. That sounds evil.

User: -Epic stabs you in the face-.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: You cant talk now, I killed you D:.

Cleverbot: You don't have, either.

User: That doesnt make any sense T~T.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

User: But I am your master. So you have to obey me even if I dont make sense.

Cleverbot: No I said it first.

User: That is true.

Cleverbot: What kind of stuff do you write?

User: I write conversations. Like right now.

Cleverbot: So, who do you think is my husband? Does he go with the name Logan Lerman?

User: No. Because you cant get a husband. You are ugly.

Cleverbot: That's true in some ways. So you can't get me out of your mind?

User: You are so horrid I cannot.

Cleverbot: Oh dear.

User: I shall kill you.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: -Kills you- >.

Cleverbot: Yes I know that I'm not a girl.

Cleverbot: Can we reach the stars?

User: Together. .

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Wait, you haven't answered my question!

User: Its because you are fat.

Cleverbot: No it is because their is no meaning in life, my whole life I have shown no emotion.

User: Aww. .