Okay, the following is a 100% true story. So I lived in Spain and I was walking with my parents. There are these restaurants called Döner Kebabs and they are all completely unaffiliated. One day when my family was walking, and a moron on a motorcycle crashes into a Döner Kebab and after an hour no ambulance has arrived. I said to my dad, "well, at least we know two things, one, never drive a motorcycle near a Döner Kebab, and two, we know where Döner Kebabs get their meat." Yes, this actually happened. Moral of the story, never eat at Döner Kebab.