! WARNING ! Contains mature humor and drug referrences, only read if you are 13+



The original version of this parody has a dumpload of racism, sexism, swearing, ect, so I decided to edit this. This still contains drug referrences. A lot of them.


Intro

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I walk up to the police in detroit city,
'N I'm like,
"Excuse me officer, I'm tryin' to find some weed"
He's like,
"Really? So are we! Why don'tcha roll with me?
We're going to go around pulling over some minorities."


Intro (pt. 2)

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Get up in the police ride (ride!)
Crack a 40-ounce inside (-side)
Yeah, we be gettin' high! (high!)
Me and the
Cops goin' round goin' sixty
When we see a stupid hippie,
We're gonna tell the guy to drop his moooney


Chorus

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Go cops! Get the dogs, let's go mess with ol' folks!
That's right, let's get high, and pull over bad guys!
Get buzzed, smoke some drugs, yeah I'm rollin' with the fuzz, now.
(Po-po-popo, po-po-popo)
Smoke rocks, we're the cops, let's go storm the barber shop!
Sure is nice being light! Haha, just kiddin' fat guys!
Wave guns, at some nuns, yeah pull over we're the fuzz, now
(Po-po-popo, po-po-popo)


Verse 2

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So we pull up the police car right up to KFC,
and we're like
"give me a chicken sandwitch, waffle fries for free!"
But everyone ran out the store and we're like "Hey, come back here!
I'm just hungry, I won't search you for no crack rocks, hater!" (that's just aweful)

Verse 2 (pt. 2)

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Get up in the police car (car!)
Police unleash the dogs (dogs!)
Start chasing people down the road (road!)
Me and the cops driving 'round uptown (-town!)
Tryin' to find guys to hound (hound!)
Try to find guys to hound, let find some guys to hound.

Chorus 2

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Go cops! Get the dogs, let's go mess with ol' folks!
That's right, let's get high, and pull over bad guys!
Get buzzed, smoke some drugs, yeah I'm rollin' with the fuzz, now.
(Po-po-popo, po-po-popo)
Smoke rocks, we're the cops, let's go storm the barber shop!
Sure is nice being light! Haha, just kiddin' fat guys!
Wave guns, at some nuns, yeah pull over we're the fuzz, oh
(Po-po-popo, po-po-popo)

Solo

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They pull me over, and they're like "Yo,
my bad I thought you were a gay guy!"
I said "it's fine, you see I'm right, but I look gay when I'm dancing."

They pull me over, and they're like "Yo,
My bad I thought you were a flamer."
I said "What kind, the really annoying kind,
or the kind of flamer that goes
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

The police said "I honelstly can't tell the difference!"

Chorus

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Go cops! Get the dogs, let's go mess with ol' folks!
That's right, let's get high, and pull over bad guys!
Get buzzed, smoke some drugs, yeah I'm rollin' with the fuzz, now.
(Po-po-popo, po-po-popo)
Smoke rocks, we're the cops, let's go storm the barber shop!
Sure is nice being light! Haha, just kiddin' fat guys!
Wave guns, at some nuns, yeah pull over we're the fuzz, now
(Po-po-popo, po-po-popo)