I'm a Gamer, I'm a straight up G;
the gameing life is the life for me!
Call of Duty by Day, GTA by night,
being a gamer is my whole life!
I walk around town with my DSi,
then found a place with Wi-fi!
I tried Spore: Creatures but said "No more!"
Building 2-D creatures is such a bore!
I also don't like My Sims, you shouldn't to;
and don't get me started on Lost in Blue!
I'm a gamer, Dr. Caulder is mad;
I'm a gamer, I play Halo with my dad!
I've got a bunch of chips, by my side;
ready-to-eat, while I'm occupied!
I got my first referal at the age of three,
-why'd you get that?-
'Cause I hooked up my Xbox to the class TV!
-oh.-
My life is cool, Pokemon's my game;
my lfe is great, just like my aim!
This is my teammate Ryan, he's a gamer too;
me and Ryan are the leaders of a clan in WOW, dude!
I like to give out orders, he like to charge and kill;
some people say we've got a gap to fill!
*Go get him!*
*No wait, come back*
*Gotta hurry up!*
*It's time to attaaaaack!*
This blog-post goes out to all my corn dogs in SDK!
I can keep this up for a entire day!
Except for when I'm sure to pass out,
I've got to go to sleep, without a doubt!
I'm a gamer, I build towns like I'm a mayor;
I'm a gamer, I'm a Battlefront 2 slayer!
I'm a gamer, I've got a lot of usernames;
I'm a gamer, I own every freakiing game!
Nobody thought I'd cause a major power outage...
oh, there's no more beat left.
Shoo, you blog readers, or I'll FIRE MAH LAZER!