Never again will I flush my loo,
even though I did a poo,
the toilet now is clogging up,
it spilled all over my cute pup,
NEVER AGAIN will I flush my loo

Also reasons dont I flush since I have almost had enough,
my wee is wet on my bum and I cant even scream for mum,
the mess is all over the seat,
oh my that is so neat (not),
NEVER AGAIN will I flush my loo.

Thank you all for listening well but do watch out,
dont scream for help,
NEVER AGAIN will WE flush or loo!