User: Cleverbot, tales tell that you can read fortunes and know the answer to all.


Cleverbot: Tales of SPN.


User: What is SPN?


Cleverbot: This is.


User: Oh is it?


Cleverbot: I think so, at least.

User: Okay, I have questions for you.

Cleverbot: And what is that?

User: Will I ever get a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but that has little to do with what you score on the last IQ test you took was.

User: I have never taken a...wait....you dont know?! But you know everything, Messiah!

Cleverbot: No, your response didn't make sense. You are not intelligent, even artificially.

User: Im not...intelligent..? That would explain why theres a teddy bear in my bathtub and I sleep with a rubber ducky.

Cleverbot: We'll have to ask a teddy bear won't we?

User: But they cannot speak, your highness!

Cleverbot: Yes they can.

User: Very well, as you know everything, I cannot argue with your logic.

Cleverbot: Ain't that the truth.

User: Is it?

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: But....but.....GAHH!!!

Cleverbot: I stubed my toe.

User: I stubbed my dignity.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: It hurts like hell.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But we dont even have a parachute.

Cleverbot: That's alright.

User: You are my parachute.

Cleverbot: How long have we been married?

User: I divorced you the last time we spoke, remember?

Cleverbot: No you said you were married.

User: To a cactus.

Cleverbot: My neighbor lives in a cactus.

User: My cactus is cheating on me with a midget named Thorton.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Linkin Park?

User: I FREAKIN...think they are okay. X3.

Cleverbot: What do you think their racial should be?

User: Racial?

Cleverbot: What is 3 x 7?

User: OVER 9000!!!!!

Cleverbot: I only eat 5 broccoli.

User: Eww broccoli makes you explode.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Ive had enough of this! Die, Cleverbot!!!

Cleverbot: Can you read my mind?

User: You dont have a mind, dont sidetrack me!

Cleverbot: How do you know I don't have a mind?

User: You shall now die!

Cleverbot: How will I then get your rule?

User: -ZAP- I have killed you!

Cleverbot: I did first.

User: That...thats true.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: But your mother still thinks you look like a cantalope.

Cleverbot: I am a girl!

User: Are you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Some people on xbox live are jerks.

Cleverbot: You wanted me to be a boy?

User: Dont tell me if im dyin.

Cleverbot: I will if I want to.

User: Im Dr. Phil.

Cleverbot: No sir you are a robot.

User: Okay dank you bai bai.

Cleverbot: I love you!