I've learned a way to confuse siblings when your bored. It includes lots of yelling and the ability to come up with things to shout that make no sense at all.
This conversation was succesful. I was sitting on the couch while my brother was playing some video game. I was EXTREMELY bored so i decided to mess with my little brothers brain. (Btw he's only 10 and his name is Isaac so that's why he's confused. :3)
Me: JEFFERY!
Brother: o_o
Me: JEFFERY ANSWER ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!
Bro: ...What?...
Me: JEFFERY WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE HIM!
Bro: What are you talking about?
Me: JEFFERY YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME!
Bro: Um...Ok?
Me: JEFFERY YOU NEED TO- STOP DOING THAT! STOP IT NOW!
Bro: What?! o_o
Me: JEFFERY YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!
Bro: I'm calm!
Me: JEFFERY CALM DOWN! SERIOUSLY ORANGES DO NOT FIT IN THAT!
Bro: What?! o_o Are you crazy?
Me: THOMAS WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
Bro: Thomas? What's going on?! o_O
Me: THOMAS QUIT DOING THAT NOW OR I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR ONLY 16!
Bro: What? Stop what?!
Me: FREDRICK STOP OR I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR FIFTH BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!
Bro: 5th? You just said i was 16! And why do you keep calling me different names?! o_o
Me: FREDRICK QUIT IT! I WILL CRY AND I CRIED YESTERDAY AT YOUR FOURTH BIRHDAY PARTY! YOUR ONLY 17 SO STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT!
Bro: What are you talking about?! Are you going crazy?
Me: SAMSON DON'T DO THAT! I WILL KILL YOU!
Bro: o_o...
Me: JEFFERY WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?! DON'T LOOK AT THAT! QUIT IT!
Bro: Um...What?
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT SAMSON!
Bro: I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON?!
Me: JEFFERY DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU! YOUR ONLY 18 THOMAS AND YOUR FIFTH BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!
Bro: o_e....
Me: FREDRICK STOP IT JUST STOP IT YOUR SUCH A STUPID 17 YEAR OLD! QUIT DOING THAT TO THE DUCKS!
Bro: What's going on!? I'm so confused right now....
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