Wait what's a Polemic Rant? Everybody knows how great trolls are at amusing others they aren't trolling on. Well some things you can't troll on until you've tried it. As in, ¡jesus!, pizza, games, people who spam emoticons, music especially rock, sports(except lacrosse, because it is dumbxD), no but I dont know I've never played it before, people as in making new friends(thats me). But, there are plenty of things you can still troll on like play station, and annoying kids, and n00bs failing at role-playing, adminsxD, people who cant count or talk yetxD(go emoticons), british people, weird americans that sound Breetish(it's what they say), bad youtube videos, random blogs, or for me, life.
So my fellow trolls and trollettes, please actually do something before you troll on it; lke a boss! O and you can troll on people who act all classy.