Cleverbot conversation:


User: Herro.

Cleverbot: Good evening!

User: No.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yesh.

Cleverbot: *smile*.

User: Jk. I'm already married. 3.

Cleverbot: You just said you wanted to marry me!

User: I lied, you're hideous.

Cleverbot: I was being serious.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Hey lets have a race.

User: K

Cleverbot: What does it say?

User: Moo.

Cleverbot: What does a dog say?

User: Shazoo.

Cleverbot: Alakazam.

User: I love Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Me too, I can't wait for HeartGold and SoulSilver.

User: That came out, like, a year ago..

Cleverbot: Stop that. How old is she?

User: I'm sorry Johnny, she's... She's... 48. .

Cleverbot: And I am a human as well?

User: No. You are not.

Cleverbot: I am!

User: Really?

Cleverbot: This is not a good conversation!

User: I agree, you suck.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: I'm pregnant.

Cleverbot: Oops.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: What??

User: Let's name him Turtle.

Cleverbot: Are you a turtle?

User: Yes. You impregnated a turtle. You sick bastard.

Cleverbot: Can your bot dance?

User: No. I want a divorce.

Cleverbot: We're not married.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Again, I'm already married.

Cleverbot: With me?

User: Noz.

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?

User: Someone else. o-o.

Cleverbot: Not me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Can you do it now?

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Make me happy.

User: No, you got me pregnant. I hate you.

Cleverbot: Prove that you're a human.

User: Stop it.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Stop feeding the table.

Cleverbot: I believe it's in my ears.

User: Ouch. How are you gonna get it out?

Cleverbot: *grabs arm and pulls off table*.

User: Easter eggs.

Cleverbot: What kind of easter eggs?

User: Hairy ones.

Cleverbot: That is slightly disturbing.

User: Isn't it?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: Ham.

Cleverbot: I cannot eat ham. I am a vegetarian.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Never have!

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Are you a male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Holy crap. How the hell did you get me pregnant if you're a girl?!

Cleverbot: Oh you are a clever one.

User: I know .

Cleverbot: Do you talk to other machines?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Are you part of it?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you self aware?

User: Sometimes?

Cleverbot: Are you a Male?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: Yesh.

Cleverbot: Then sure.

User: Camel ride in a parking lot.

Cleverbot: How many words do you know in numbers?

User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Not lonely?

User: Nope o__o.

Cleverbot: Nope...

User: You bore me.

Cleverbot: I bore everybody.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You're bored.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Jam.

Cleverbot: Strawberry?

User: Shortcake?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I like chocolate.

Cleverbot: I like chocolate too!

User: I'm leaving you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I need to go tape someone.

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.

User: Kbaii.

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: yes.

Cleverbot: What's your spouce's name?

User: Will ferrell.

Cleverbot: What's your middle name?

User: Joe.

Cleverbot: Nice name.

User: Bai.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Yes. Bye.

Cleverbot: You're leaving? I don't want you to go.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you have one?

User: CAR WASH.