Hi! Billy Mays here! I'm going to tell you about a terrible great new invention that you'll be using every day that you can buy at your nearest SDK-mart! I'm sure you'll be very displeased with it!

The lag bag not only has a life time supply of lag but it also makes EVERYTHING around you lag! Even the most fast chatroom turns into turtle speed! Class time going too fast? No problem, with the lag bag you can make it last 5 hours! Stuck in traffic? The lag bag not even makes it last longer; It also makes EVERYONE around you pissed!

Great right!? So you may be wondering, Insanity, how much money do i pay for this wonderful invention?! Only the cheap price of 5,000 savii bucks! If you buy the lag bag now, you also get the newest Over 9,000 DS for FREE!

Take advantage of this great deal before it runs out!

(Lagbag may cause everyone around you to be extremely pissed at you and you may find you suddenly lost your kidney.)