Are you sick of not knowing what life has in store for you? Are you tired of the hassle that comes with the services of those expensive psychics who can't really predict the future half the time? Then get our new Fortune Teller!
It's big, and looks exactly like the fortune teller machines at those carnivals you used to go to as a kid!
The difference? Everything it says is gauranteed to come true! Just push the button to get your fortune on a little card, perfect to put in your wallet!
Order now, and we will double the offer with a second fortune teller! But, wait! There's more! We'll also throw in a bag of magical dust that will grang any wish!
At the ridiculously high price of $100,000,000,000,000 with a signed waiver, this could all be yours! Order now!
LIABILITY WAIVER
Mikazuki is not responsible for any injuries, illness, maiming, bear attacks, snake bites, scarlet fever outbreaks, horse stampedes, cow stampedes, masked murderers showing up at your door, platypus bites, sudden symptoms of being a werewolf or vampire, HullBreach smashing you with his banhammer, CCOMMANDER shooting you with his Bun Cannon, MysticalZoey marrying you because you suddenly look like Bill Cosby, the sudden need to blubber TacoRocco, HullBreach ranting about you, jamesb asking you to cyber, or GleeoK being a pervert. You must report any incidents not mentioned here to me in the comments.
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