I needed to find mom... I needed to get to the hospital. As I picked up the weapon off of the ground, I realized that I was naked. Just as I thought it, clothes appeared in front of me. They were comfortable, and fit perfectly. Not even realizing the fact that I made clothes materialize out of thin air, I looked around for the first time clearly.
The look of horror on my face could've made a grown man cringe. There was more of the bi-pedal creatures... HUNDEREDS of them just destroying everything. Then I realized that something was wrong... REALLY wrong. Every one of them... were running towards me. I looked at the hunk of metal I was carrying. Dull... useless. however there was a circular depression in the metal. Discarding this thought, I franticly searched my pockets for something, anything. I found a discus-shaped stone object that looked like it would fit the sword.
They were quite close now.
Without thinking, I slammed it in the crevice. The hilt glowed, the blade sharpened! The Bi-pedal things were in reaching distance. Without any clue on how to swordplay, I did the first thing that came to mind. I spun around like link would do in my old games, whose ashes I was undoubtedly standing upon. To my deepest suprise, a sonicboom ejackulated from the blade, slicing every one of the creatures in half. I was in shock. Then:
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