*submitted for bumping because nobody understands these rules anymore*

I am writing this blog because I am annoyed at people not using 'noob' correctly in different contexts. Noob is a noun. For example: Look at this noob!
I trolled the noobs!

N00b is used in metaphorical contexts. How can you not know this, this is basic grammar! N00b can also be used as a simile. For example:
Stop behaving like a n00b!
You're as bad as a n00b in grammar!
You're a n00b.

Nub is also an adjective which means 'new'. Eg. Wow! A nub car!

Nub users are cool.

Noobies is a greeting to a group of noobs. Nooby is for the singular noob. Eg. Hi noobies!
Hi nooby!

Newb is a noun for new members but noob is a noun for annoying new/old members. An example is 'Welcome to 'Paint newb!'
'You noob!'

Before you say 'noob' think about the context you're using before you post. If you don't then you'll look like a n00b. I wish I could correct everyone when they post these non-grammatical sentences. Why can't anyone learn them! It's so simple guys.

I mean, this is easier than the 'to/too' rule. Anyone can do it. So why can't you?

I mean, c'mon even a five year old can learn these without any problem. I learnt it at four, mastered it at 5. You should have no problem now that you are... Erm... 10? 11? 12? 13? 14? 40? Yes, about 49. You shouldn't even have to think about it at that age! Wow! People really need to learn basic grammar!

Right, most of my rage has gone. Ok. I need to calm down a bit. That's better. Now I'll move this to advanced level. You see, nawb is in 1st person and noob is in 3rd person. In 2nd person it gets more complex. You have nuu
b, noub and nuob. When do you use each one? Well nuub is a general noun. But noub is also a general noun. Nuub is for a mixed gender group. Eg. We are in a nuub. Which is perfect in 2nd person.
Noub is a pure male group. Eg. Our noub goes boxing on Sunday.
Nuob is, you guessed it! Is for another male/mixed gender group of noobs. Eg. Our nuub had a fight with the rival nuob.

Well that is all guys!