Day 1032: I have become more accustomed to living in the wild. Yesterday i found an entire family of mice. Even though i'm no good at hunting i managed to have a small feast. I laugh at the humans for they would not last a day out here.
Today i met a bear. It wasn't a nice meeting though. We had a fight that even the magical "TV" box would be jealous of. When the fight was over i claimed myself to be winner. This angered the bear again for the prize was a rabbit which he had killed. Before he could attack me again i ran off with the rabbit and enjoyed the rest of my evening.
I am no longer scared of this place, it has become my home. My neighbor is a chipmunk, i will someday kill, who throws things at me. I have an endless amount of water and there are no humans in sight. This place is better then anywhere i've been so i'll stay.