Despite my growing depression, this made me chuckle a little somewhere inside me. I figured if it could accomplished that, it could make anybody laugh at this point. Enjoy.

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Five doctors went to on a duck hunt: a GP, a pediatrician, a
psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist.

After a while a bird came winging overhead, the GP raised his shogun
but didn't shoot because he wasn't sure if it was a duck or not.

The pediatrician also raised his gun, but then he wasn't sure if it was
a male or female duck, so he didn't shoot.

The psychiatrist raised his gun and then thought, I know that's a duck,
but does the duck know it's a duck?"

The surgeon was the only one who shot. Boom!! He blew it away. Then he
turned to the pathologist and said, "Go see if that was a duck."