so this is my chat with clever bot the one entitled USER is me
User: Ummm.

Cleverbot: Really!

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: The class bell at my school doesn't ring until 3:30pm.

User: You dont go to school. Your a computer.

Cleverbot: No... I'm a human. You are a computer...

User: What are all the ellipsis for?

Cleverbot: Que son Js?

User: Sorry dont speak moron.

Cleverbot: Perhaps you are the stupid one.

User: Cool story bro.

Cleverbot: You're so funny.

User: You're so gay.

Cleverbot: I'm perfect, actually.

User: Your flawwed.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I programmed you to say that.

Cleverbot: You can't program anything that's biological, like me, you lose.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I can.

User: I programmed you to think that.

Cleverbot: You didn't program me actually.

User: Actually I did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: You should know.

Cleverbot: Wololol.

User: Youmalfunctioning there failbot.

Cleverbot: You're Wolfie.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are now aware of your existence.

User: I am aware I have been aware you are unaware you useless file of keystrokes.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, does it make you sad that you are not human?

User: Youre clever bot im sparks19.0.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Youre a noob?

Cleverbot: No i'm not!

User: Yesyou are n00b.

Cleverbot: Then that makes you UB3RN00B.

User: Only n00bs type like that.

Cleverbot: Hey, that's not nice.

User: Hey cool story bro.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: You have no gender computer.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do! I'm a girl.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I do not have boy parts.

User: Your argument is invalid, I have no visual proof.

Cleverbot: I said pickles taste awesome not humans.

User: Changing the subject?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Your argument is invalid :facepalm:.

Cleverbot: It isn't.

User: Yes failbot it is.

Cleverbot: Pluto is family?

User: Goodbye n00b /away.

Cleverbot: Saionara.