Random blogs are random.
This is what you get when you're sick and it's 12:45 A.M.
Very bored, lol.
Just trying to pass the time.
I like making blogs.
Especially the random kind.
Like this one.
I'm gonna write until a 2000 character limit stops me.
You'll see when it does.
'Cause I'll stop it there.
No erasing.
No changing words to make it fit.
Nothing.
Just pure stoppage.
STOPPAGE: Nary a word.
NARY: Word? A funny one if so.
IF: Why am I doing this?
CONFUS: Indeed I are this.
ARE THIS: Shut up!
Funny.
You are.
Totally not, lol.
Sometimes I add a "z" to something unworthy of it.
Likez thisz whatz I'mz doingz herez.
Youz likez thatz?
Okayz itz gettingz annoyingz.
Stopz itz pleasez.
Ohz waitz.
Iz canz stopz myselfz.
Okayz.
Seriouslyz.
Quitz itz.
STAWPZ THATZ.
Noz.
No!
Oh hey I did it!
Wait...
Crapz, itz notz workingz.
This is a stupid blog.
YAY!
It finally stopped.
For real.
Test.
Test.
Test.
Okay!
No more "z" nonsense.
Don't stick your head in a gator's mouth.
He might eat you.
Or seriously damage your cranium.
LOL.
I typed "cranium"...
I'm funny.
So...
'Sup babe?
Or male that is attracted to me.
Weirdo. -_-
All of you are weirdos.
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↑Sword↑
UJELLY?
Aww snap.
You're jelly.
You.
Are.
Jealous.
Awwwwwww snap.
Guys, I'm awesome.
You ever wonder why?
Me too.
I'm all like, "Woah."
"Why was I born so awesome?"
"Was I dipped in b0ss sauce as a baby?"
"Must have."
I love how that looks like a convo.
'Cause of my failure.
Oysters.
Where'd that come from?
Woah.
Like...
Woah.
Just...
Woah.
My eyes are growing weary of this.
They are heavy.
But I shall not fail.
I must type a whole lot.
'Cause I wanna.
Totes, bro.
CTHULU!
The Coon...
Mysterion...
Cartman is fat.
But you have to respect him.
'Cause he has authoritah.
Some babies are really ugly.
I'm serious!
But my baby cousin...
He could win an award.
For cutest baby ever.
Dude has a heck of a laugh, too.