Atheists pride themselves on being people who use reason and logic so lets…

Atheism- the belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

The quote defining Atheism is pretty much accurate, The only word reasonably disputed in the atheism definition is the word magical, however magical can be defined as “having a special, mysterious, or inexplicable quality,” so it can arguably stay since atheism does not have an answer or a reason for creation so it is therefore “inexplicable.”
Now let’s rationally examine how accurate the Christianity definitions are:

Religion- the belief that there has always been an invisible man and the invisible man magically created the world and two people and those two people turned into billions of people and the invisible man threatened all the people with an eternity of torture unless they showered him with praise and built many things in his honor and the invisible man wrote a book through a ghost writer but the people change the book regularly so it means what they want it to mean. All this happened because the man was bored one day.

(1) This doesn’t define the word “religion” but rather it seems to be an ignorant diatribe on Christian belief. There are more religions than Christianity and not all of them, in fact none of them believe the things written here.

(2) Invisible man- God is not a man. Christians do not believe this. So replace with invisible God to be accurate.

(3) Magically- defined as “wonderful- so beautiful or pleasing as to seem supernaturally created,” so yes this is accurate.

(4) two people turned into billions of people- this word means “to change or be transformed into somebody or something different, or change or transform somebody or something into something different,” this word is clearly not accurate, Adam and Eve did not “turn” into billions of people, rather they multiplied and produced billions of people.

(5) threatened… I mean I guess, but I think warned is more accurate.

(6) “unless they showered him with praise and built many things in his honor” – neither of these things are the requirements that God put on human kind in order to avoid an eternity of torture, so the word unless and all that follows afterwards through the end of honor is invalid. Change to unless they accept his son as their savior and follow his example.

(7) wrote a book through a ghost writer- change to caused people to write many books through the influence of a holy spirit. Ghost in its traditional sense is wrong because a ghost is a spirit remaining on earth after death. The religious definition of ghost means a spirit or soul, so to distinguish between the secular and religious meaning (since in all fairness we are defining a religious term) we should use the word spirit.

( the part about the people changing the book to mean what they wanted is neither a belief Christians hold, nor could it be in any way relevant to defining or explaining what the term religion or Christianity is.

(9) All this happened because the man was bored one day- Christians do not believe this, nor does any other religion.


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