I bet you all didn't know this, but I'm in a band! It's called 27 Pounds of Turkey, and consists of me and 4 other guys. The leader, Henrich, plays the guitar and sings. The co-leader, Gregov, plays the drums. One guy plays the piano (real, not ekectric), another plays the electric flute, and the other plays the triangle. I play the kemperskaâ„¢, and I'm quite good.
We sing many famous songs, like "I Forgot the Lyrics", "Where'd My Guitar Go?", "Chuck Norris is Not Awesome", "Poker Face", and the number one song for fourteen months*, "We Drank to Much Coffee When We Wrote This Song".
We earn 3 Billion dollars every 6000 lives we live, making us rich. In fact, we were in the one commercial with the people and the stuff.
Visit us at 1-800-Not-Real, or our offical site, www.ifyouthinkthisisarealsite_thenyouhavenohope.gov

I hope all of you become sucessful band or chorus, or orchestra, or pop, or rock, or classical group!