1) Teach a baby to speak Japanese.

2) Make a dog eat a rock.

3) Go to the top of the Empire State Building, and drop a brick off the side of it.

4) Trick the hot guy in my class into harpooning whales off th coast of China.

5) Teach an Owl to shit on pedestrians in 12 easy lessons.

6) Make an American Eagle swoop down and eat a small squirrel infront of a bunch of old dudes.

7) Trick the fat kid in my class into getting on a diet that never works then ship her to a country that hates fat people.

Teach a Mexican to speak Pig Latin.

9) Eat chocolate ice cream with pickles and cheese.

10) Teach a fat, old, Chinese person to mambo.