1) When one of the jerks gets annoying, I shout, "CALM YOUR BALLS!"

2) I fall asleep.

3) Poke a nerd untill he starts to flail violently and scream, "Stop it! your hurting me!" in a gay nerdy voice.

4) Start singing: "This is the best burrito I've ever eaten! Yum Yum Yum!"

5) I tend to jiggle the fat kid's lard untill she attepmts to break my arm but horribly fails cuz her arms are terribly weak and "noodly."

6) Fling spitballs at nerds till they scream "OMG! I'VE BEEN SHOT! OMG!"

7) I Randomly bitch-slap the kid that thinks he's hot & cool, but really isn't at all.

I start eating Japanese candy, then occasionaly sneak over to the fish tank in the ELA room and start feeding Japanese candy to the Japanese Koi Fish.

9) I randomly shout, "OH MY GOD! LOOK IT'S ROBERT PATTINSON!" And make all the girls (and the gay guys) in my class scream, "Where!? I don't see him! OMG I love him!" Which causes them to get into a fight over who loves Robert Pattinson more.

10) Start drawing cats eating burritos, or my teachers getting run over by Mack Trucks/ getting struck by lightning/ getting eaten by wolves with rabies/ falling off buildings/ choking to death on a chicken wing.