Zoey the admin
Was a mystical happy thing
With a bright red name
And all the same
She was love by all, they sing.

Zoey the Admin
Was a mighty bean they say
She was made of moobs
But the noobs, they knew
How she bans them every day.

There must have been some slacking
In that old Man Skunk they saw
For when HullBreach gave her chatmod
She roundhoused him the jaw!

Zoey the Admin
Knew the noobs were unbanned today
So she said lets go
And we'll blame the foe
And we'll troll them noobs all day.

Down through the chatrooms
With a banhammer in her hand
Running here and there
And all around the square
Saying MWAHAHAHAHAHAH lolMan

She chased them down the links of town right into an overlord
And she only paused a moment when she heard him holler BLAR.

But Zoey the Admin
Had to hurry on her way
So she good bye, go and cry
I'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOME DAY

Trololol lol lol trololol lol lol
Look at Zoey troll!
Trololol lol lol trololol lol lol
All the noobs into a hole!