Hello!
This morning I made a File for breakfast.
It's one of my favourite foods.
In this blog I'll tell you how to do it too!
Notes:
• Makes One 1MB File
Ingredients:
• 1024 KBytes (or more depending on how big you want your file)
• Alot of time
Requirements:
• Attention to detail
• Common Sense
• 1 Plate
• A Fridge/Refridgerator
• A Toaster (for Scrambled File)
How to do it:
1. Piece the bytes together carefully, the arrangement depending on what you want your file to taste like (Google "File Byte Arrangements")
2. Put it in the fridge on a plate
3. Wait 1000 Milliseconds for it to set
4. If you want to cook it, skip to Step 6. Otherwise continue to Step 5
5. You're done! Eat it!
6. COOKING INSTRUCTIONS (produces Scrambled File): Put your file into the toaster
7. Set the toaster to a medium heat (for medium scrambling)
8. When it pops up, call your local nutritionist, to make sure there isn't a virus in the file (Call NHS Direct in the UK)
9. Give them the full details of how you made and cooked it
10. Ask whoever you're speaking to to get your file inspected.
11. If it's okay, eat it!
YUMMY.
[a=../memberblog.php?blog=66274]Part 2[/a]

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NB: Nothing in this blog is guaranteed to be factually correct.
This blog isn't serious.