Hello!
Welcome to Part 2 of "How to cook Files".
Let's listen to my story.

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This morning I cooked a File for breakfast.
I used 2048 KB (I was feeling hungry) to get a 2MB File.
I followed all the steps I gave you in [a=../memberblog.php?blog=66270]Part 1[/a], except for the part about getting a medical professional to inspect it.
That was a mistake.
I toasted it on full heat (I like it scrambled alot).
You'll never guess what I got.
Gamma radiation.
I'd only eaten half of it (I wasn't as hungry as I'd thought) and didn't feel well.
I called NHS Direct, with the other half of my File to hand, and told them about it.
They came over straight away.
The scans showed that I had recieved a large dose of Plutonium.
They gave me some pills and told me I'll be fine, except that I couldn't have children due to the gamma radiation.
So it turns out, always get a medical professional to inspect your File before you eat if you have toasted it.
That's all for now, bye!
- jsa005

NB: Nothing in this series of blogs is guaranteed to be correct, factually.
This is not a serious blog.