One day i was walking down the street when my friend texted me to go to his house. when i got there, he was sitting on his bed and watching fred on youtube. i said "what the heck are you doing!?" and stabbed his computer with a giant knife. just then we heard a scratching noise coming from his door. he went to open it and just as he did, fred burst through the door. he shouted "HEEEY ITS FREEEEED!" and then started to scream. it was a high pitched scream that knocked my friend unconcious and then his ears started to bleed. i jumped up and took out the super cool mega awsome master sword. "EWW! GET AWAY FROM ME KEVIN!" fred shouted at me. " who the heck is kevin" i shouted at him as he started to scream at me. i ran at him and thrusted the master sword through his heart. when i stabbed him, the blast was so awsome that chuck norris kicked him as sgt. pepper started to play. strands of darkness and light started to blast out of him as he screamed and the demons came out of his eyes and you could hear the sound of silence play and paul simon and john lennon killed him with their awsome guitar solo of awsomeness and tore the demons of fred appart. fred died and the mayor of my town awarded me for killing fred. the end.