A maiden was gallivanting to school accompanied by her beau and they transverse the road (It should be known, this is quite melancholic; it will render you a lamenting mess.)
She exclaimed, "Darling, will you adore me forever?"
He retorted, "No!"
The damsel blubbered and consequently traversed the road, without paying heed to the hustle and bustle of the stage coaches that lie ahead of her.
She was then trampled to death by a horse. The forlorn chap propped up her cadaver to discover his unrequited lover was no more. He conducted a séance to pass on his correspondence. "I intended to convey that I would indeed venerate you 'five'-ever..." (For you see, this is a pun most delicious, as simple maths dictate that 5 > 4.)
Huzzah if this caused you emotional anguish.