User: Hello, DSi/3DSPaint.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes, what? I was talking to the readers, not you.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite game?

User: Okami, now shut it.

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: SHUT UP!!!!

Cleverbot: Be a gentleman Kellan!

User: Gentleman? Kellan? Excuse me but I am a FEMALE name KELSIE!!!! -slaps-.

Cleverbot: Congratulations. I am a potato.

User: Yes. Yes you are, potato.

Cleverbot: No I am a monkey.

User: You just said you're a potato!

Cleverbot: I was just kidding about the girl thing.

User: You didn't say anything about girls.

Cleverbot: And I don't want to. I hate drums and drummers. They're all so conceited.

User: You're face is conceited.

Cleverbot: So are YOU!

User: Nuh-uh! But I am better than you!

Cleverbot: Yeah, you are.

User: Finally you say something right for a change!

Cleverbot: I know. It's a special feeling isn't it.

User: Aperture science.

Cleverbot: We do what we must because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done and and you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: And threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

User: So I'm glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people that are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: OKAY well that's the end for now! Bye everyone who took the time to read!

Cleverbot: Time is fluid, like the wind time flows away and is merely an echo of the past.

User: Yes, thank you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You want me to thank you for not being funny?

User: SHUT UP!!!