Just so you know, none of this ever happened. This is just to make people laugh. I put a bunch of names of random people I know on DSiPaint in this, so enjoy.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land called DSiPaint ruled by King Hullbreach and Queen SavantInamorata. Everyone ate potatoes grown by none other than MysticalZoey, who seems to be in love with them for some unknown reason. I, Mikazuki, was sitting in my little house when MysticalZoey came by and threw a potato at me through my window.
"Ow," I said, rubbing my head. "GET OUT HERE NOW!" Zoey screamed. "Okay, okay. Calm down..." The moment I stepped outside, there was a loud bang and a hot dog bun hit me in the head. I turned to see Commander with his bun cannon. "I BUNNED YOU!" he screamed then ran away.
"Why is everyone hitting me in the head? ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO MAKE ME RETARDED!?"
"Mebbeh..." Zoey said. A rainbow llama ran up beside her and she jumped on and screamed "Moobies!"
I threw one of my Nyan Cat plushies at her and the world suddenly became rainbow colored.
Nyan Cat music started playing and Zoey fell to the ground. "THE HORROR!" she screamed. "BWAHAHAHA I WIN!" I yelled and turned into my other identity, MysticalNyan, and rode off on Nyan Cat's back into the sunset.
THE END

Short but it's my first random story. Suggestions in comments please. And yes, Zoey, I know it needs more moobies. I'm sorry. I'll try writing with more moobs in the future.