How NOT to make scrambled eggs By Kin no Kokoro

By Kin no Kokoro
POSTED: 06 Jan 2012 12:27
CATEGORY: Inspirational
FEATURED: Yes (Astra Moon)
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Hello, This blog is for those of you who do NOT want to make scrambled eggs.

Ingredients you will NOT need:

Eggs
Olive Oil
Frying Pan (like the ones used when making pancakes)
Wooden Spatula
Some Salt

Step 1
Do NOT gather the above materiels

Step 2
Do NOT spread oil over the pan. You do NOT want to add just enough oil to cover the whole thing, because you're NOT making these eggs, remember?

Step 3
Do NOT turn the stove on. Normally if you were going to do this and you were young, you'd ask for help, but dont bother this time because that stove isnt turning on for this, since you're NOT making scrambled eggs here

Step 4
Do NOT allow the the pan to heat for a minute.

Step 5
Do NOT crack the eggs and dump the yolks in the pan. Also, you dont have to worry about being clean and dumping the shells straight in the trash since you're NOT making these eggs.

Step 6
Do NOT sprinkle some salt over the pan.

Step 7
Do NOT keep stirring the eggs with the spatula until its done cooking. You will NOT know when its done by seeing that all the liquid parts of the egg turned solid, since you're not making them anyway

Step 8 (optional)
After you did NOT put it in a plate, do NOT place a slice of cheese on top.

Enjoy the scrambled eggs you did NOT make!

+10 -1

Kin no Kokoro
27 Apr 2012 21:27

Quoth Craaig:

Lol, don't forget to put a slice of edam on the top.

Slice of what?

Kin no Kokoro
27 Apr 2012 17:14

Quoth Craaig:

Quoth Kin no Kokoroquote]Quoth Craaigh? I use a microwave.

HOW!?

Melt the butter in the jug, crack two eggs, pour in a bit of milk and mix. After that put it in the microwave for 2 minutes. That's what us British do, lol.[/quote]

I WILL SO TRY THAT

Kin no Kokoro
18 Apr 2012 17:33

Quoth Craaig:

Eh? I use a microwave.

HOW!?

Yami-Darkness
09 Jan 2012 21:40

Quoth Kin no Kokoro:

Quoth Yami-Darknessquote]OR you could just NOT ask your little brother to do it instead! (:
Ya know what I mean, eh? xP

Touché[/quote]

:3

Kin no Kokoro
09 Jan 2012 21:05

Quoth Yami-Darkness:

OR you could just NOT ask your little brother to do it instead! (:
Ya know what I mean, eh? xP

Touché

Yami-Darkness
09 Jan 2012 19:33

OR you could just NOT ask your little brother to do it instead! (:
Ya know what I mean, eh? xP

Kin no Kokoro
09 Jan 2012 09:16

Quoth KiNGPiN:

Quoth Kin no Kokoroquote]Quoth Astra Moon:

No, thats when I finish finals

PosessedCarson
09 Jan 2012 04:01

I see what you did there.

Kingpin
09 Jan 2012 01:21

Quoth Kin no Kokoro:

Quoth Astra Moonquote]Quoth Kin no Kokoro:

Since I know I'm gonna forget, could you remind me on the 16th of january?

Did you mark the day to make eggs with garlic and cheese on your calendar?

jesslo
08 Jan 2012 01:37

I hate scrambled eggs. Or any eggs if their not cooked into something.

Silverboots
08 Jan 2012 00:34

Quoth KiNGPiN:

Lol, I like this. Make more.

I agree!

Kin no Kokoro
07 Jan 2012 16:32

Quoth Astra Moon:

Quoth Kin no Kokoroquote]D: That sounds so good! Imma try that sometime!

The garlic & cheese give it a new & unexpected flavor, but be careful, too much garlic can ruin it ![/quote]

Since I know I'm gonna forget, could you remind me on the 16th of january?

Astra Moon
07 Jan 2012 16:29

Quoth Kin no Kokoro:

D: That sounds so good! Imma try that sometime!

The garlic & cheese give it a new & unexpected flavor, but be careful, too much garlic can ruin it COMPLETELY!

nanocoffeebean
07 Jan 2012 05:48

Quoth Mrs. Lovett:

Quoth EpicArtifex:Quoth a.smith:Quoth Lakhlan01:Bah. This gives the excuse when I'm asked what i'm asked what I'm doing, I can say I'm NOT making eggs.
<br>
<br>You can make eggs?? o.o
<br>
<br>Most female humans can.
HEY! I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!

Resemble?

Kingpin
07 Jan 2012 05:17

Lol, I like this. Make more.

EpicArtifex
07 Jan 2012 01:24

Quoth a.smith:

Quoth Lakhlan01:Bah. This gives the excuse when I'm asked what i'm asked what I'm doing, I can say I'm NOT making eggs.

You can make eggs?? o.o

Most female humans can.

a.smith
06 Jan 2012 22:01

Quoth Lakhlan01:

Bah. This gives the excuse when I'm asked what i'm asked what I'm doing, I can say I'm NOT making eggs.

You can make eggs?? o.o

MasterSwordz
06 Jan 2012 21:19

Yess. I should try that one day!

Kin no Kokoro
06 Jan 2012 20:52

Quoth Lakhlan01:

Bah. This gives the excuse when I'm asked what i'm asked what I'm doing, I can say I'm NOT making eggs.

LOL Never thought of it that way! XD

Lakhlan01
06 Jan 2012 20:39

Bah. This gives the excuse when I'm asked what i'm asked what I'm doing, I can say I'm NOT making eggs.

ImagineBlueRoses
06 Jan 2012 19:39

Very good Kin no Kokoro. I would love to see more how NOT to's xD

Dang quote thingy wouldn't work lol

Kin no Kokoro
06 Jan 2012 19:35

Quoth AceSpadeS:

What did I just do?

I dunno

Kin no Kokoro
06 Jan 2012 19:34

Quoth ImagineBlueRoses:

Ah yes. For all you dimwits out there wo never learned your opposites or are just to stupid to know how to NOT do something, this is your Savior.

What inspired me was the following. Whilst studying First Aid, I noticed that most of the steps to save someone involve not doing stuff. "Dont move them if you think they might have a spinal injury, Dont let them eat or drink anything, Dont massage the wound, etc" so I thought I'd try applying that to something I do every day

Fernando
06 Jan 2012 18:01

I prefer NOT using a silicone spatula.

ImagineBlueRoses
06 Jan 2012 17:01

Ah yes. For all you dimwits out there wo never learned your opposites or are just to stupid to know how to NOT do something, this is your Savior.

ScissorsAndStars
06 Jan 2012 16:13

Epic(:

EpicArtifex
06 Jan 2012 15:44

This is great, I always have trouble when trying to NOT make scrambled eggs, it's nice to see such a comprehensive guide.

GuitarGodAnth
06 Jan 2012 13:52

I am NOT reading this.

Kin no Kokoro
06 Jan 2012 13:43

D: That sounds so good! Imma try that sometime!

Astra Moon
06 Jan 2012 13:29

Accepted, Reason: Lol-great recipe we do NOT want to make.
If you DID though-you COULD take 2 eggs & crack them in a bowl, then a little milk, maybe a sips worth & pour into bowl Then you'd mix them together. Get a slice of cheese & break cheese pieces putting them into mixture. Mix again & cook. Instead of a little salt-you COULD try a little GARLC salt. It's OOOH so addicting.

How NOT to make scrambled eggs

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