This is EpicArtifex bringing you another one of his semi-occasional reviews of varying length. This edition's subject: Nutella.

For those of you who have never tried the miracle of food that is Nutella, you're really missing out. Nutella is like chocolate spread, but with hazelnut too. It is bloody delicious.

Overall, I'd give Nutella a rating of 10/10:

Taste

Nutella is delicious. But you're sensible people, you shouldn't have to take my word for it. That's why I've provided this scientific graph:

It tastes mostly of chocolate, because it's primarily a chocolate spread. However, aside from chocolate, it also tastes of hazelnut. It's not really strong, but it goes well with it. I'd give the flavour a rating of 10/10

Replay value

the beauty of Nutella is that it has unlimited replay value. You can eat it and eat it and eat it and you'll never stop thinking it's delicious, that's how good it is. Also, so long as you keep buying more, it lasts forever! The possibilities are limited by only your imagination. You could eat it on a chair. You could eat it on a bus. You could eat it on a plane, on a unicycle, you could eat it while riding a dolphin or playing chess. The possibilities are endless!
I'd give the replay value a score of 10/10

Graphics

Nutella has very clear and high-resolution graphics. The brown colour is excellently shaded, to the point where a jar of Nutella looks completely photorealistic. You can look at the glass under a magnifying glass and you still won't be able to see the pixels. Heaven knows I've tried enough times. I'm not sure if they use vector graphics for it or something, but whatever they are, they're brilliant.
The graphics are easily 10/10

Sound

Nutella sounds really really good when you're crunching a piece of toast smothered in it. Or, for that matter, a slice of bread. Or a croissant, or a burger bun, or basically anything you spread it on and then eat. It sounds really good because it tastes really good!
The sound gets a solid 10/10

All in all, Nutella is really really good, so go eat some. Now.