I've never been in the high class society
Hull's gift to admins goes to reality
And I always fill my chatrooms, the adventure is never dull
They say that Mystical Zoey has the biggest moobs of all

I've got big moobs
I've got big moobs
And they're such big moobs
Sexy big moobs
And he's got big moobs
And she's got big moobs
But we've got the biggest moobs of them all!

And my moobs are always bouncing
And my chatrooms always full
And everybody herps and derps again
If your name is on the banlist
No one can unban you, sire
Everybody says I've got great moobs of fire!

Some moobs are very hairy, and covered up in dress
But when they're jiggling everywhere, those are the moobs that I like best
My moobs are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big moobs be jiggling every night.