Hi, I'm Zach Helpiton, and this is my worst life. *clears throat* May I start?
Ok, when I came back to school, everything was okay, but in the afternoon.....
A hobo appeared in the trash and I said: "WHAT THE HECK?! o.O"
It was the school's un-bright-eyed-and-bushy-"tailed"tailed kid: Aaron Dukie.
His name is kinda stupid, but.....
Gangsters came to me, punched me into the face, hard-blowed my stomach, and left me on the floor.
Good thing I had my cellphone, I called mom, she helped me, but dad, he is too drunk and doesn't try to help me. (what an idiot)
Next day, Aaron Dukie appeared AGAIN in the trash. "Yum........."
The same gangsters appeared in school, good thing that the principal is looking, when they attacked me.
"Hey, you guys don't even go to this school." One of them said: "Let's punch him" The principal ran to his office and said in the phone: "KIDS TRYING TO PUNCH ME, THE PRINCIPAL!"
I looked at them, they tryed to attack me and suddenly.....