It was a warm Tuesday in September. Craig Montan, a 12 year old, bright kid. He was awoken from his deep slumber when his mom called out "Craig get dressed and get down here, its the first day of school!" Craig jumped out of his fluffy and comfortable bed. He raced to get his PJs of and cover his moobs with a itchy Hollister shirt. He forgot only one thing- His pants! He raced and ran out of his rom grabbed his toast as it popped out of the toster! Craig's parents didn't see him in time to tell him "GO PUT ON PANTS YOUNG MAN!" Craig wondered why it felt as if there was a horrible draft but was to busy hurrying to get to the bus stop to check why. Craig heard the Whosh of the bus door and saw the smoke emitting from the pipe in the back and alas his efforts to get to the bus was wasted. Craig ran to school everyone staring and just made it into the classroom in time. As soon as he entered kids laughed, pointed and then he realized why. Craig was read in the face and ready to run. He looked around and then was tapped on the shoulder. To his suprise it was his teacher! He and his moobs were sent to the office with kids chanting "Clowny face underpants! Clowny face underpants!" He sat in the office until (Da Dada Da) his mom arrived. She gave Craig his pants and with a stern face said "Your an idiot!" Craig shuffled back to class and kids started laughing. Craig was embarrassed and had a bad day.
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